Monday, February 1, 2010

a day in vijayasree gardens

scene 1
Time: 5:30 AM

suddenly....."ttttrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnggggg"
Sriram wakes up hearing the deafening voice thinking "bullshit, shud b jophin's alarm........its like he sets the alarm for me to jog daily morning...."
Jophin will wake up at this hour(precisely, opens one of his mouth, eh sorry....eyes, looks out of the cover), but as no one is there to make him sit up, watches sriram getting up, but he himself sleeps off........thinking...."nalle jog cheyaam.....ennalum avanne enne vilikaam ayirnu..(I will jog from tomorrow......but he could have called me....)."
Sriram  gets ready n goes to jog.............

Time: eh....can't specify the exact time.........usually between 7 and 7:30 AM

Jophin  wakes up...... Sriram  has just come home after jogging.........
jophin:"hey!! y didnt u call me when u went for jogging???!!"
Sriram  :"U were sleeping man......."
jophin:"what do you expect?? I will be dancing on my bed???"
End of scene 1


Scene 2
Time: exactly between 7 and 7:30 AM
The first thing I see after waking up will be either of the two things below
1) Darshan brushing his teeth
2) The western toilet in the bathroom

Very sad to say but I used to get a beautiful, closeup view of the always stinking, very fantastically ill-maintained, seldom cleaned and regularly dirtied toilet in my room as my bed lies straight to it. Only if I happen to turn my neck around 110 degrees to the left will I be able to see Darshan !!! I would be thanking the God every morning if the latter happens.

I wake up, brush my teeth..........almost everyday by this time Jophin  might have woken up or in some rare occasions would have had his bath too!!! Sriram  will be walking in and out of bathroom at this time. Since, he has to jog, wash his personal stuff, boil egg, heat the water for bathing, clear the dust on his plane, ahmm....bike..... .......phew!!!!..........he would not have finished bathing by this time.

Around this time , the mother of all bathroom battles starts off.................

End of scene 2


Scene 3


Time: 7: 30 
First it will be Darshan  who gets ready, after that may be Surjith or me, depends on who wakes up first..........around this time Kushal  will wake up. The first thing he will be listening early morning is something his ears find totally crazy and his brain hates to understand, MALAYALAM..........jophin, me, darshan, jayan, Bije..........oh oh ohhhh..........now, where is Bijesh???? Focus shifts to main hall, center bed...............there you go, theres our Biju.........sleeping like a little baby, with his legs resting on Darshan 's bed and his head resting on the pillow which was on the bed when he slept but now is on the floor!!! First Sriram  calls him, then I call him, finally after some 20 minutes, around 8 AM, Bijesh wakes up................booting......please wait for a few hours till the system(Bijesh ) loads, loading brain memory, identifying people around, initializing first task to do (this may take at least 15 minutes)................physical activity of the person will have nothing to do with whats being processed in the brain, but sometimes the system may halt and resemble the action of what to do next?? Well, thats Bijesh  for you.
Suddenly Jayan comes and asks bijesh.."Aaa, RPD ennito??(has RPD waken up?"
............Bijesh replies back, "RPD ninte thandhayada thandha(RPD is your father......)........", Jayan, "ninte Mamanaada...(your uncle....)",well now they will come to a mutual agreement about who is RPD, they stop it, but daily they will reconfirm the same fact.........I haven't seen any other people than these 2 who find happiness in their own Craziness..........
In the meantime, we can see someone taking deep breath-ins and breath-outs..............oh, well well............its none other than Kushal   doing push ups in the front room. After all he has to maintain his body.......... Jophin  follows after Kushal  , he takes some 10-12 push ups.............then Bijesh  too joins.............well, he will be at-least trying to do it, and he does too, and I will be thinking of doing it from the next day, but since tomorrow never comes, I wont be doing anything called "exercise".

End of  Scene 3


Scene 4
Everybody is ready and set to go, but since we don't have any own vehicle,(untill Bijesh brought his car from home and Kushal his bike), we had to rely on Vijaysree Gardens.....erp........sorry.........Sree Balaji Travels for going to office. We call a cab, it will be usually me calling the cab......"Hello, Vijayasree Gardens, send a taxi to Sree Balaji ...........sorry,". Man on the other end...."Understood sir, just give a miss call from tomorrow". The cab comes and we go to our very own Cordys office.

End of Scene 4
To be continued....